Busty, boozy, bimbo Anna Nicole Smith takes her turn on the nations premier legal stage today when the probate case of her late husband's estate winds up in the laps of the Supreme Court. Considering that Smith was a lap dancer at the time she married her geezerly sugar daddy, J. Howard Marshall II, the lap analogy is probably appropriate.
- WASHINGTON - Former stripper turned weight-loss promoter Anna Nicole Smith faced the scales of justice on Tuesday, a Supreme Court showdown with hundreds of millions of dollars on the line.
The legal issue, stemming from a nasty family feud over the fortune of Smith's late husband, J. Howard Marshall II, turns on whether state or federal courts have jurisdiction in the matter.
Smith, the spokeswoman for a diet product company, was awarded $474 million by a federal bankruptcy judge. That was later reduced by a federal district judge and then thrown out altogether by a federal appeals court on jurisdictional grounds.
...The Bush administration is siding with Smith as a technical matter, arguing that the justices should protect federal court jurisdiction in such disputes.
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You know whats sad? I am AC... (Below threshold)1. Posted by E.M. | February 28, 2006 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know whats sad? I am ACTUALLY an attorney, and she has a great case. An awesome case. The kind of case any conservative attorney would give their EYE TEETH to fight out in front of a conservative or Federalist court.
But I find myself wishing that she would fire her lawyer and go pro se. It would be AMAZING. Or if she would just drop everything and hit on JP Stevens.
1. Posted by E.M. | February 28, 2006 4:43 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2006 16:43
2. Posted by OregonMuse | February 28, 2006 10:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But I find myself wishing that she would fire her lawyer and go pro se.
Is "pro se" Latin for "topless"?
2. Posted by OregonMuse | February 28, 2006 10:35 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2006 22:35
3. Posted by MunDane | March 1, 2006 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shhhooo, beetches...thish heah guy, he he he promished me shome of his his his mmmMONeeeee. If I wash gonna let heem touch my...yaknow...coochie. SO I shays, hows much mmMMMONEE? Ewww...
Shhho he shays, Lotsh and lotsh...
3. Posted by MunDane | March 1, 2006 11:45 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2006 11:45