Britney Spears' cryptic poem dissing K-Fed? (Wizbang Pop!)

She (or somebody) posted a cryptic poem over at Britney Spears ~ The Official Site that ends up with this cryptic ending:

That, and the rest of the poem, has got a lot of people thinking that this is a smackdown of good old K-Fed, and that their marriage is about to be over. One of those people is me, and the only thing I've been wrong about has been the dates. It's just stunning how similar to every other chick I've met from when I lived down in Mississippi/Louisiana, and how I've been able to successfully chart Britney's progress.

Write this down, it'll happen:

1. She'll divorce K-Fed (almost a given)
2. She'll get fat
3. She'll get skinny again
4. She'll shack up with, but not marry, some guy at least 10-17 years older
5. Said guy will be divorced as well, and will have his own kids
6. After said shacking up, she'll marry said guy
7. She'll get fat

It's okay to think I'm off my rocker on this one, but I've seen it happen too many times for it to be coincidence. It's just something in the water down there.

Credit Tittle-Tattle with the tip, and Perez Hilton with the poem archive.

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Comments (3)

brit will not get fat she i... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by britney | May 26, 2006 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

britney:

brit will not get fat she is beautiful and talented i love you brti!!!! you rock!!!!

Posted on May 26, 2006 17:02

HEY BRITNEY MY NAME IS APRI... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by APRIL | September 7, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

APRIL:

HEY BRITNEY MY NAME IS APRIL AND I LOVE YOUR MUSIC YOUR SO TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL PLUS YOU HAVE SEAN PRESTON HES THE CUTTEST IN DA HOLE WIDE WORLD I WISH THE BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMALIE PLUS YOUR NEW ARRIVAL AND MAKE YOUR DECISIONS WISELY K HUGS AN KISSESS

Posted on September 7, 2006 10:24

I LOVE YOU FROM K-FED... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by APRIL | September 7, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

I LOVE YOU FROM K-FED

Posted on September 7, 2006 10:28

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