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Here's Your Headline: EWWWWW!

Posted by Tracey Coyle
Published: July 6, 2006 - 1:08 PM

I wont even front, ok? I have always crushed on Jeff Goldblum. He's the ubber-jew and that makes him a total trikc treat. But this just smacks as nauseating. And you should know that after reading this my dialect switch to Valley for a good twenty minutes. Itwas out of my control.

Just how young does Jeff Goldblum like 'em? Us Weekly says the 53-year-old actor recently dined with 24-year-old waif Nicole Richie. "Richie says she has had a crush on Goldblum since she was 13," the mag reports. "The pair have plans to go out again." Cradle-robbing? Maybe. But Goldblum will have to skew a whole lot younger to threaten the sterling record set by fellow babe-magnet James Woods.

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the 53-year-old actor re... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Dale | July 6, 2006 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Dale:

the 53-year-old actor recently dined with 24-year-old waif Nicole Richie

That has to be a mistake, Miss Richie doesn't eat anymore.

1. Posted by Dale | July 6, 2006 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2006 13:18

Goldblum must have dined, s... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by cirby | July 6, 2006 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

cirby:

Goldblum must have dined, so she could get her calories from the smell.

I'm a bit disappointed, though. Goldblum could do a lot better.

2. Posted by cirby | July 6, 2006 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2006 14:46

He just did it so Kevin Kli... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Tim | July 6, 2006 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Tim:

He just did it so Kevin Kline and William Hurt could have a shot at the Hiltons

3. Posted by Tim | July 6, 2006 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2006 19:11

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