Celebrity Aliases (Wizbang Pop!)

So The Post did this fun thing today where they gave you a multiple choice test of celebrity aliases for hotel check ins. For instance, Elton John is all over the Yellow Brick Road with "Sir Galahad," "Bobo Latrine" and "Brian Bigbun." Brad Pitt? "Carl Con Carne" and "Bryce Pilaf." And our favorite prankster, Johnny Depp, checks in as "Mr. Satan" and "Mr. Donkey Penis."

We took that list and compressed it into just the answers. It's sunday for Christs sake.

1. Angelina Jolie
a) Miss Lollypop

2. Jon Bon Jovi
c) Stanley Kowalski

3. Jennifer Aniston
b) Mrs. Smith

4. Pharrell Williams
a) Luke Skywalker

5. George Clooney
a) Arnold Schwarzenegger

6. Paris Hilton
b) Tinkerbell

7. Michael Bolton
b) Ben Herr

8. Kate Beckinsale
b) Siquorney Beaver

9. Diana Ross
a) Miss Orange

10. Huey Lewis
a) Jacques Strapp

11. Val Kilmer
b) Thomas Paine

12. Britney Spears
b) Bella

13. Ozzy Osbourne
b) Harry Bollocks

14. Michael Jackson
a) Sir William Marshal

15. Bono
b) J.C. Penney

16. Tiger Woods
b) B. Simpson

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MISS LOLYPOP? LOL... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by LIJO | March 7, 2007 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

LIJO:

MISS LOLYPOP? LOL

Posted on March 7, 2007 15:43

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