Wilson Watch: Owens Sober Companion (Wizbang Pop!)

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Wilson Watch: Owens Sober Companion

Published: September 12, 2007 - 8:17 AM

Owens struggle to stay sober is taking rehabilitation to a place even Lindsay didn't know it could go.

In Touch magazine reports the twice rehabbed stallion is resisting family and friends urging to enter a facility and instead has hired a 'sober companion' at the rate of $750.00 a day. And what's the companion do? Follow the star around and make sure he doesn't shoot up of course!

The per diem rate assures Owen a companion who will do 'whatever's necessary' to keep him from using. A companion can also counsel and transportation to and from all destinations.

Sounds perfect. Good luck with that.

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Can I get a gig as a "Sober... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by langtry | September 12, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

langtry:

Can I get a gig as a "Sober Companion"?

Knot & Rope tying techniques from years of sailing should more than fulfill the "companion who will do 'whatever's necessary' to keep him from using" requirement.

1. Posted by langtry | September 12, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 12, 2007 09:28

That strategy didn't do Bel... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Pedro | September 12, 2007 10:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Pedro:

That strategy didn't do Belushi any good.

2. Posted by Pedro | September 12, 2007 10:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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